Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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