i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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