chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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