I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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