Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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