Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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