I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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