Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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