sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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