Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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