She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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