What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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