school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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