Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
