Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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