none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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