So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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