If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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