yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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