I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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