You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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