bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's just like the Real World with babies
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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