I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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