She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I see more hoeing in ur future
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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