he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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