She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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