I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
pray to the hookup gods
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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