Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
