I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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