i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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