Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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