i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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