god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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