Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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