You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
