I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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