Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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