Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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