Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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