I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I need to align my fucking chakras
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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