we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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