You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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