i don't like sucking hair
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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