I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
