So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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