yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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