I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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