Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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