Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
