He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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