No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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