...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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