I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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