In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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